Drop It Like It's Hot

The worlds of culinary skill and physical prowess should never meet.
Generally, if you want to practise the former, you're attainment in the latter will waver... and probably wobble, swell and distend a little.

A good example would be the pancake flip.
Nostrils stimulated, saliva flowing, you have to first perform a feat of sporting excellence before being awarded the greasy, golden-brown goodness.
Many fail - Left only with feelings of self-loathing and condemned to eat scraps from the floor.